Green Eye Beauty

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

bullets-and-barbells:

healthy-yummy-good:

heelhooksandhealth:

thedragonflywarrior:

I have the Germans to thank for so many perfect words.

"muscle hangover"

I love my language 

This sounds so much cooler than DOMS

bullets-and-barbells:

healthy-yummy-good:

heelhooksandhealth:

thedragonflywarrior:

I have the Germans to thank for so many perfect words.

"muscle hangover"

I love my language 

This sounds so much cooler than DOMS

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
image

Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
image

cuntspice:

party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?

me: image

17yr:

i just wanna make drake proud

You can’t save people who don’t want to be saved. Remember that.
(via skinny-fitbabe)

carl-thecreator:

Drink hella water, eat hella fruit

vaginapowersactivate: